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[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

They do. It’s called football. Most players need to use helmets due to their inferior non bald heads.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Finally. A sport I born to play.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Finally. A sport I born to play.

Already having strokes from the head injuries?

Get well soon. Or at all.

[-] hakase@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Because they don't have six inches of solid bone protecting their brains?

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Speak for yourself

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

move to glasgow

[-] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Yes I love pachys!!!!

[-] taanegl@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Easy because the combined shine from our skulls would manifest into a cataclysm causing deathray. If you see two bald people fighting, throw a wig on one of them to save the world.

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Because science are certain that the dinos would immediate KO themselves

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Carving my awesome skater helmet to look like a Pachycephalosaurus so that I can intimidate my enemies.

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Wording on this meme implies that there are some bald men that fight like this

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago
[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I would pay to watch Musk and Zuck fight like this for ten minutes.

this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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