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[-] BanditMcDougal@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Shepard's Pie... You've made a variation on Shepherd's Pie.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Shepherd's Cake, naturally.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 2 years ago

Cottage pie, real shepherds has lamb!

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"But if you're making shepherd's pie with lamb, were you being a good shepherd? I don't think so!"

-YSAC

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, you were. We just don't like to think about the fact that since our life expectancy was skewed so far down because of both infant mortality, and childhood injury or diseases prior to modern medicine extending the average lifespan by reducing mother, infant, and child mortality, and there y increasing our overall lifespan, that we frequently forget that most animals would have similar life expectancy ratios, if not lower, without our assistance.

Most children die in nature. That's why our life expectancy 5000 years ago averaged out to 35, but if you lived to 20, you could easily expect to live into your 70s to 90s in many cases.

Extrapolated out to animals that have no concept of first aid or medicine in general, and you have a hell of a lot of lambs that just kinda died on the shepard, for no reason from their perspective.

Edit: I've no idea what YASC is.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

You Suck At Cooking. It's a comedy cooking chanel: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=abNXRAQSV-c

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yet Another Stupid Contraction

(Yes I know, it’s an acronym not a contraction, so it should be YASA. But now it’s a backcronym, so it should be YASB.)

[-] BanditMcDougal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Fair point.

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I was just thinking, it would be better if the potato “icing” was thicker and the meatloaf “cake” thinner, which is then even closer to Shepherd’s pie.

[-] Duranie@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

And please use corn, peas, carrots, and diced bell peppers for decoration!

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

I bet it’s delicious but your brain is in full panic because the taste doesn’t match your expectations and your brain think it’s being poisoned.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You kids are too young to remember the horror that was the week of green and purple ketchup. I never want to see a pile of green hotdog vomit that size, or any other size for that matter, ever again.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This was my first, and only, experience with poi. My brain and eyes said, "chocolate pudding." My tongue reported way too much salt.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

If it's good meatloaf, I would totally eat this.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Oh and tell Barb her meatloaf is fucked!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Mafuckas with guts like that, ain't off the cheeseburgers.

Mafuckas with guts like that definitely are on the cheeseburgers, dawg.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Cottage pie, look for a recipe you might like

[-] Gigan@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't the smell give it away? Frosting and cake smells very different than mashed potatoes and cheese

[-] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

I couldn't smell the difference through those pictures.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Might be covid. Better get tested!

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Plausible if cold.

This is my final verdict and I will not budge.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is what happens when you make cakes that look like everything: everything has to try to look like cake because it cannot look like itself anymore, because then it might be cake.

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

My cakes are lies and my lies are handwritten on cakes... Poker night is very filling and unprofitable for me now.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The Cake becomes reality, the cake is true. Cakes lose their value of eating and become only a value for exchange

-Baudrillard

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Mind = caked

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Should have tomato sauce frosting between two layers.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is terrible carrot cake. You know how I like it rare

Its meatloaf cake—

Ah, very nice. Carry on, as you were, post-haste

Edit: Shepherd's Pie Cake

Edit: just realized i embedded a bit of shade in that "you know how i like it [carrot cake] rare[ly if ever]

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago

Cursed shepherd's pie

(It looks really tasty tho)

[-] jose1324@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No it doesn't it looks dry and unseasoned as fuck

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Everything is cake except cake.

[-] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube tried to warn us, but we didn't listen.

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’m making a note here. Huge success.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Everything is about cake… except cake. Cake is about power.

-Oscar Wilde

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

That's real ass American Cheddar too! Not Kraft Singles!

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

So not everything is cake, after all?

[-] ares35@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

OH MY GOOOD!!

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Finally some piece of mind

[-] iMastari@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This is the reason why we can't have nice things. Still, I bet this tastes good.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 2 years ago
[-] SleepyWheel@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago
[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

American Cheese is real cheese

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