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[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 313 points 2 years ago

Ok. This covers every ipv6 and ipv4 address.

"^\s*((([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){7}([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){6}(:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}|((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3})|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){5}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,2})|:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3})|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){4}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,3})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4})?:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){3}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,4})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,2}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){2}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,5})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,3}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){1}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,6})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,4}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(:(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,7})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,5}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:)))(%.+)?\s*$"

[-] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 107 points 2 years ago

Lord have mercy

[-] dannym@lemmy.escapebigtech.info 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Please don't. Use regex to find something that looks like an IP then build a real parser. This is madness, its's extremely hard to read and a mistake is almost impossible to spot. Not to mention that it's slow.

Just parse [0-9]{1,3}.[0-9]{1,3}.[0-9]{1,3}.[0-9]{1,3} using regex (for v4) and then have some code check that all the octets are valid (and store the IP as a u32).

[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

And dupe check. 0.0.0.0 and 000.000.000.000 may both be valid, but they resolve the same

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[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

IPv6 was a mistake. We should have just added an addition octet

[-] Centillionaire@kbin.social 75 points 2 years ago

That would allow for like, 2 trillion devices? Feels like a bandaid, my dude. Next you’re gonna suggest a giant ice cube in the ocean once a year to stop global warming.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago

So add two more octets:

Moat companies will still just use something like 10.0.13.37.0.1

[-] 0xD@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago

IPv6 is not made with internal networks in mind lol

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[-] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago
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[-] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, great, let's change the fundamental protocol on which all the networks in the world are based. Now two third of the devices in the world crashed because you tried to ping 192.168.0.0.1

[-] tilcica@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

that WOULD be quite funny for the first second or 2....

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[-] rob64@startrek.website 37 points 2 years ago
[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Made that joke in an interview once.

They didn't think it was funny. They truly thought Regex was the solution to, but never the cause of, all problems.

They wanted to make a Regex to verify every single address in the world. Dodged a bullet

[-] rob64@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy hell yeah you did. How would you go about doing that in a single expression? A bunch of back references to figure out the country? What if that's not included? Oy.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You wouldn't. It's not possible. Which is what I told them.

And why would you want to? Legally if you change the given address, and it fails to get delivered - that is on you. Not them.

Some countries have addresses that are literally 'Last house on the left by the Big Tree. Bumban(Neighborhood). NN (Country)'. Any US Centric validation would fail this but I assure you - mail gets delivered just fine.

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago

It's always a treat to debug a regex of that size.

[-] SchizoDenji@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

I knew there would be someone with the regex.

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're more of a perl programmer than network engineer :P

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[-] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 177 points 2 years ago

0.0.0.0/0 0::0/0

You didn't specify it couldn't be in CIDR block notation...

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[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

0.0.0.0 /0 ::/0

SUCK MY DICK, GRU!

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[-] agilob@programming.dev 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

:00 - :ff

Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

:: - ::f

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[-] michaeljo94@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 2 years ago
[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago

Better hope the goon hasn't heard of IPv6 either, or you're toast

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 22 points 2 years ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is gonna take a while...

0.0.0.0

0.0.0.1

0.0.0.2

0.0.0.3

...

[-] knobbysideup@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] rez_doggie@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago
[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

ipv4 [0,255].[0,255].[0,255].[0,255]

ipv6 [0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This excludes all the ipv4 ips that have a 0 in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th octets. Sorry but we're going to have to revoke your Network Engineering credentials.

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[-] tabularasa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Not to nitpick, but an IPv6 address is represented as eight groups of four hexadecimal digits separated by :. Like 2001:0db8:3333:4444:5555:6666:7777:8888.

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[-] dan@upvote.au 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This reminds me of something I saw online maybe 20 years ago now. Someone created a torrent with a name like "every IP address ever (hacking tool)" and uploaded it to Suprnova, which ended up having thousands of people seeding it. It was just a text file with every IPv4 from 0.0.0.0 to 255.255.255.255 😂

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[-] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

127.0.0.1, I'm an introvert

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago
[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

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[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 21 points 2 years ago
[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago
[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

That's only 1 ip (single host)

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

1 and 0. Some assembly required.

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[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My PC's is now Bob, My router's Billy...

[-] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago
[-] xav@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

I'll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

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[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago
[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 10 points 2 years ago
[-] stringere@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago

UDP

I'd love to tell you a joke about UDP but I'll never know if you get it.

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