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[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Teleport obviously

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~

[-] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

[-] bakachu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

[-] Rhllor@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

5 If you want to see the world burn

[-] egeres@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think you guys are underrating a few of these

  • 8 could be useful if you're a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read
  • 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?)
  • 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you'll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage
[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 8.

Languages are rad and so are toasters.

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

[-] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

3 and 8

Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You have died of dysentery

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[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

[-] Kaliax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I chose 1 and 3.

1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

I'd live a good life with them.

[-] brianorca@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But would they though? It would be more like "see Sam over there, yeah he has a great pearl. But not me, I'm sure. Nope, no way." The clam sure doesn't want you putting that knife in to get the pearl.

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[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

1 and 2.

Endless Pearls.

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