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[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago
[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

2 and 6,

Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

[-] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.

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[-] Jesse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

7 isn't clear on the definition of empty.

for all we know, anything with air isn't "empty".

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[-] badaboomxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For me 2 and 7.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~

[-] Kaliax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.

With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.

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[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 8.

Languages are rad and so are toasters.

[-] Kushia@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I chose 1 and 3.

1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

I'd live a good life with them.

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