3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
I think you guys are underrating a few of these
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.
Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
5 If you want to see the world burn
4 and 5.
toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.
4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!
~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.
7 isn't clear on the definition of empty.
for all we know, anything with air isn't "empty".
As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.
2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
3 and 7
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
I chose 1 and 3.
1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.
I'd live a good life with them.
2 and 5
2 because gravel can be sold
5 because imagine you’re in a hotel and just mess with people
Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.
But as soon as you stop running you're paralyzed again. So says the monkeys paw
Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.
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