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Amiright? (lemmy.zip)

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[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 91 points 10 months ago

It’s okay if you don’t understand.

All you need to do is say “Rust” and “memory safety” a lot and join us at the crab rave.

If you ever see a news article about hacking or an exploit, or a major service go down, you just say tsk-tsk they should have used memory safe Rust, and your comment will be as informative as 80% of other comments.

[-] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

If you see somebody talking about a CVE just remind them that it has never been seen in the wild.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 35 points 10 months ago

should have used memory safe Rust

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I've seen those words before!

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Haha JavaScript am I right? 💀💀💀

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

fr fr

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 11 points 10 months ago

I thought it was “Rust” and “furry”

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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 63 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the german

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago

Sie haben gerufen? Worum geht's?

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago

Geil 😭

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[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

I only learnt what ich iel meant this week so this is totally ich iel

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Please share

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

It's "Me IRL"

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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Ich im echte Leben

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

There does seem to be a significant German contingent on Lemmy, as there was on Reddit. I have a very in-my-head Reddit moment I need to share.

Remember when "The Nations of the World brought to you by Yakko Warner" was a meme and people were making all kinds of permutations of it? I saw one that was like "the nations of the world if Germany won WWII" which was basically "Germany Germany Germany Germany Portugal Spain, Spain, Germany, Germany..."

On the most recent r/place I remember, the Germans had a habit of taking their tricolor flag all the way across the canvas, which made me think "Germany Germany Germany Germany" in Yakko Warner's voice.

c/coolstorybro@sh.itjust.works or however Lemmy links work I still don't know.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lemmy links work with an exclamation mark:

!coolstorybro@sh.itjust.works

Edit: the link still doesn't work, sorry

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 49 points 10 months ago

That's so yaml

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 7 points 10 months ago

I bet they program in HTML!

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Bro your account 420 years old?

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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

And Star Trek

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

c/Risa is inevitable, you should just start watching Star Trek.

I started watching Deep Space 9, it’s pretty interesting so far. But I only realized halfway through the first season that it wasn’t the one with Patrick Stewart or the bearded guy that says “Didn’t happen.”

[-] MrGG@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

How far into Deep Space 9 are you? If you find it interesting now you'll probably thoroughly enjoy seasons 5-7.

If you want to try watching the Patrick Stewart one (The Next Generation) I suggest starting with the pilot / first episode, then the season 2 episode "Measure of a Man" and then watch all episodes starting with season 3 onward. Keep in mind The Next Generation chronologically comes before Deep Space 9.

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[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago

Fake it 'til you make it.

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

And you can greatly boost learning by applying Cunningham's Law.

[-] BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Cunningham’s Law.

"the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Famously, and in formal completion of Cunningham's law disapproval. Cunningham has never said that, and actually disagrees with the aphorism, he's been quoted qualifying it as a misquote and a proof of misinformation spread on the internet in complete self-defeating disprove.

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[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Else if

Repeat for a few thousand lines. Have a goto 1 at the bottom. It's not hard.

Edit: Yandere was a better meme when it was just bad code.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Whoa everybody look at Ms 'AI' Fancy pants here.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

I have only been on the fediverse for a month but I’m pretty sure I could start my own software engineering company on the pc I just built (Linux OS, of course).

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

I dunno, hows your sock situation?

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

No one understands it. Am yet to run into something humorous.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

git outta-here

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

* points to HEAD *

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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

try {
  const joke = allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)];
  if (!getJoke(joke)) {
    throw new Error("Joke not understood");
  }
} catch (error) {
  console.log("lol *upvotes*");
}

function getJoke(joke) {
  // This function is intentionally flawed to always return false.
  // It's a part of the joke!
  return false;
}

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)]

This might throw array index out of bounds errors.

[-] kionay@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

ECMAScript spec says Math.random must be less than 1. I was about to stop there, but a thought occurred to me: could the multiply with a float make a number large enough to floor to a different value for large enough values? 🤔

I imagine it'd have to be a ridiculously large number to amount enough floating point imprecision to matter, if so.

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[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Me, who knows a smidge of CSS, "I belong here"

[-] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Counter strike source was best, what map is your favourite?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Rust

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[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago

It's mostly "I don't understand JS, funny right?"

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

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