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[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I know this is just a funny meme, but if anyone was still wondering:

In the Silmarillion, the War of Wrath was the first time the Valar intervened in the conflict for middle earth, against the then villain Morgoth (Sauron's boss). The intervention destroyed middle earth and its many magical kingdoms, even sinking an entire continent. After this the Valar decided they should be careful with middle earth, as intervention also means a great escalation of destructive power.

In LOTR Manwë only sent the eagles after the ring is destroyed because he was staying out of the conflict until then. His intervention wasn't to help the war, but simply to return Frodo home after it was done.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

Somehow expected you to explain the meme with the fact that Middle-Earth is both round and flat at the same time.

[-] cammoblammo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Valar had fought a much earlier, much more cataclysmic war with Melkor in Middle-earth called the First War with Melkor, and there was also the War of the Powers during the Years of the Trees.

And the Eagles joined the Battle of the Black Gate before the Ring was destroyed. It was only a matter of minutes, but it still happened earlier.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Holds up a piece of paper

A wormhole

grabs a pencil

Works like this

folds paper

shoves pencil up my ass

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've always enjoyed this explanation.

Just a heads up,this one's safe, but most of the Oglaf comics are NSFW.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Libera te tutemet ex inferis

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*closes Palantír*

We're leaving.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Libera te tutemet ex inferis

Now that is a sick beat

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

If you're going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago
[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

Way ahead of you. 😅

[-] delitomatoes@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Why don't I fly unarmoured unarmed aircraft through a radar system with anti air weapons?

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta overwhelm with numbers. A swarm of sparrows charmed by Radagast should do it.

[-] sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net 13 points 2 years ago

One does not just fold space time into mordor!

Wait...

Crap they could, couldn't they?

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Not enough negative mass

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago

Does no one remember what happened to Númenor..!?

[-] mrbn@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I would think it was pretty obvious... THEY'RE JERKS.

But what can you expect from a species that's always looking down on others?

Thank you, i will see myself out.

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

They didn't ingest enough spice.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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