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I'm tired, Boss (slrpnk.net)
submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 137 points 11 months ago

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you're a firefox user.

[-] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 43 points 11 months ago

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

Yep, just change your user-agent and they'll flip the switch immediately.

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

"Remove element: Electric chair"

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 93 points 11 months ago

Denying profit to corporations is theft, so using adblockers will be put on the same level as digital piracy. How dare you consume content without letting your eyeballs get force-fed ads.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

ME - "Not looking at the billboard when driving to work"

Police - "STOP! You violated a law!"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 11 months ago
[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To this day, I have never bought something because of an ad. I get the concept of letting people know your product exists, but I know Raid Shadow Legends exists already and I am not interested, so fuck off.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

I would like to tell everyone that Raid: Shadow Legends is a shitty game and nobody should play it.

This message is brought to you by me, a private citizen with a desire for you not to waste your time.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

Denying profit to corporations is theft

Absolutely right. In fact, it should be illegal to see a product for sale and not immediately buy it. How dare you see a helpless corporation in need of money, freezing in the streets, and not immediately empty your wallet in exchange for trinkets that they so lovingly engineered to break in a set amount of time? You monster!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago
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[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

For a sec. I thought were fr in the first sentence. Then i remembered wich platform we're on and why that probably is.

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[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 69 points 11 months ago

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

[-] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 31 points 11 months ago

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

[-] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

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[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn't pay them well but somehow you're the bad guy here)?

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 56 points 11 months ago

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago
[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

He's probably a filthy gun-printer!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Guns and dildos is pretty much all those things print!

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You'll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can't be bothered to see a few ads? It's not like ads are harmful or anything!

...hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it... Right after I close this other popup that says I've won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and this online casino one, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one from the local fringe religious group that says I'll go to hell if I poop, and this one that straight up looks like it's trying to download ransomware, and... Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don't forget that.

[-] spaxxor@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

He's 100% Dependent of advertising on YouTube. So his statement is not only biased but completely in favor of his income.

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 17 points 11 months ago

But then again theft is not theft according to the same small Canadian man.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 22 points 11 months ago

It's only theft if he loses money.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago

And sexual harassment in the workplace is not actually sexual harassment either according to the same man.

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[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

I've followed Linus off and on from the jump, but I'ma listen to actual security experts over him lol.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 34 points 11 months ago

"Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads."

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

"Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media."

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 29 points 11 months ago

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you're actually looking at ads, we're all doomed.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo..... As soon as society opinion is ready, and wait till musk will roll out his crazy neuralink, those of us who can't tinker with tech are doomed indeed

[-] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

And the things we find horrifying now will just be normal to the next generation. Remember when we used the term "creepshot"? The youngest adults today don't understand what that is.

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 11 months ago

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 23 points 11 months ago

You wouldn't download an ad, would you?

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago
[-] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago

what about us who ~~pirate~~ share almost everything?

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You will be judged by your peers. So seed often, at least 2:1.

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[-] nfsu2@feddit.cl 14 points 11 months ago

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

[-] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You've still got some miles left in you, don't give up! Unless they're green, then you're screwed.

[-] TQuid@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

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