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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 57 points 2 years ago

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

You have vpl, bro.

[-] toasteecup@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This comment reminds me of the women's pants episode of the it crowd

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago

It was the second line that really sold it.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 years ago

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 19 points 2 years ago

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Of course they have standards!

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago

Dumbest fucking timeline.

[-] Hairyblue@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

slices of the the same asshole pie

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

You can pick any nose you want at least once.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago
[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly, from definition thst sure makes him one. Classic R....

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Rejoice! The reigns of responsibility have been removed! The uncouth unshackled! Bask in the bliss of the brutish! The waking world wanes as the apethetic applies anesthesia.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of that SNL Skit

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Hey fun fact: you pinkie is a perfect fit for your nostril

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