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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 57 points 10 months ago

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

You have vpl, bro.

[-] toasteecup@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

This comment reminds me of the women's pants episode of the it crowd

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 9 months ago

It was the second line that really sold it.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 37 points 10 months ago

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 19 points 10 months ago

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago

I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago

Of course they have standards!

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago

Dumbest fucking timeline.

[-] Hairyblue@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

slices of the the same asshole pie

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 9 months ago

You can pick any nose you want at least once.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 5 points 9 months ago

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago
[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 9 months ago

Honestly, from definition thst sure makes him one. Classic R....

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Rejoice! The reigns of responsibility have been removed! The uncouth unshackled! Bask in the bliss of the brutish! The waking world wanes as the apethetic applies anesthesia.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of that SNL Skit

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Hey fun fact: you pinkie is a perfect fit for your nostril

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