The path to enlightenment (startrek.website)
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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

No, I won't do that and you can't force me to!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

You will do that and I can force you to!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

That doesn't make any sense! You're just a stranger on the internet who wrote a comment. You have no authority over me!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes it does and yes I do!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes it does and yes I do!

[-] Resonanz@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the clarification

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Your meme sucks and you should be ashamed!

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Come on, he wouldn't have said that. It doesn't even make sense...

[-] gullible@kbin.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I agree, this seems facetious. I like your sentence structure.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bet he learned about it real quick after that!

Last time I saw this, someone said it was an edit and wasn't really NGT, but I still think it's funny. No idea where it came from originally.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, looks like it is. Perhaps this is the original?

Lol there we go

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You REALLY think that's a way to enlightenment? Yeah, of course you do ...

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

this is such toxic advice.

[-] agitatedpotato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not it's not, how dare you disagree with me

[-] tjarod11@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, I agree.

[-] redhydride@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

It may be just a tad too enlightening

this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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