Don't fuck with Forklift Drivers like me or they'll never find your body.
I fucking love ridiculous shirts
This WWE Fan Has Active Warrants Out For His Arrest
His Girlfriend Will Knife You
He Love Choccy Milk
AND HE'S SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF
THESE ARE MY PANTS
THERE ARE MANY LIKE THEM
BUT I SHIT IN THESE ONES
AND I DONT WIPE
born to shit, forced to wipe
THIS VETERAN DATA ENTRY SPECIALIST
OWNS THREE TOENAIL CLIPPERS
USES THE WORD “CHARTREUSE” FREQUENTLY
AND DESPISES SELF-REFERENCING RECURSIONS
Had no idea you were forklift certified, dude. Respect.
I wish I was that cool sadly I'm not.
Awww, you’re forklift certified to me, Soros 
it’s super easy. You could probably get it done with within a couple months if you apply to a retail warehouse job with only weekend availability. Faster with less specific conditions.
Not to make this about me, but if I still had the certificate from my forklift training I would be a legend around here. 
Richard, there appears to be a colony of mice living on the top level of the shelves in row C.
GENIUNE
Be sure to tell people to go fork themselves
Y'all need to see Forklift driver Klaus right the F now, hilarious German early internet meme, or at least that's how I remembered it from back in 2002
It's a classic.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip