At least they can help provide entertainment too and lessen the streaming bills

Can’t rule out that the furnace is dying—might be carbon monoxide poison you are experiencing.

Does a ghost not mentioned in the contract add to the house fees?

That's ectoplasm? Oh thank God, I thought it was water damage!

Oh good, I thought that hole in the living room floor was actually a hole, but I can now rest easy knowing it's just a ghost.

It's true, you can't fix stupid.