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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Oh... So that's the Picard Maneuver.

Use it at your own risk.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Shouldn't you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?

That's obviously already framed and on the wall.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

That pose and that stare makes it look like he's enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.

Perfect

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I mean it's not like he's getting any from Keiko.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

He LOVES. His wife.

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Miles: "You wanna go for twins?" Keiko: "I don't think it works that way..."

[-] JWBananas@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

I would put this to the test and report back, but I'm too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 2 years ago

Good thing you didn't bring Yar... you'd both just randomly die

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Then come back a few times just to die again

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Well that's one way to approach Assimilation...

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.

[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The Picard will save us!

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

This is a warning

Step away from the car

This car is protected by Viper

[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.

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