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[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago
[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

..-b-but we can move him left! funny-clown-hammer

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Is there a list of people who said that? I want to bully them.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

He's fighting fascism!

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

biden-forgor "Hoo boy, this whole 'genocide Joe' thing is killing my poll numbers. I've got to do something about this!"

hopium "Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?"

biden-harbinger "What? No! I'm gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!"

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 years ago

Genuine dark Brandon moment

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Let this be a warning.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Dear god, what have I done

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

be careful if you try to hex putin

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

DO NOT fight Allah on the astral plane

[-] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

No more half measures, Walter?

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

Genocide Joe moving heaven and earth for the settlers.

[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Just die already you old piece of shit

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago
[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I am convinced that in the future Zelensky steps into a time machine and returns to the past to live out his old age as Hide The Pain Harold

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

meant to edit and not reply to myself but w/e

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Hamas is winning, perhaps...

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

This is so funny considering they had “heated debates” on whether to send Ukraine their top secret wunderwaffe or just keep flooding them with Soviet weapons

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Ben Shapiro now be like "I would die for this man"

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Nah the conservatives still say he's controlled by the SeeSeePee and is a devout commie

[-] HauntedBySpectacle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

There were restrictions?

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