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I have very important news (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] vulkanik@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

This is my personal adventure, you don't have to agree with it

[-] Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I don't crave attention, I crave ants

[-] snake_case@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

Where do you get these ants from?

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Mostly from the hill out back

[-] flipthetube@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Mostly.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 year ago

I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You need ants? I know a guy.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago

Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT..

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an anthill.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

What do you need that for, Dude?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Donny, shut up! You're out of your antfarm.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

Whoo! I'm throwing ants tonight!

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She's not my special ant friend, alright!

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

We'll cut off your ants, Lebovski!

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Some were around the cracks in the pavement

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

This is the future the left wants

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The best future

[-] oatmilkmaid@possumpat.io 8 points 1 year ago

Which one was your favourite

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

The second one was the tastiest

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Antman

[-] ubergeek77@lemmy.ubergeek77.chat 7 points 1 year ago

OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease

[-] whoamibro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Video or it didn't happen

[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Lightweight, snort them.

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Eventually I'll get there

[-] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Oh man I'm crying because of this.

Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it's gone now. All good.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Was it an ant?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It was ant jo mama!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

What do they taste like?

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Spicy raisens

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[-] snor10@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Well, what is it!?

Five or six?

[-] slashasdf@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 minus 6, Op is gonna throw up one

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge

[-] iso@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

But did you eat them all in one or one by one?

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

One at a time, I'm not a pro yet

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.

[-] Cleverdawny@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

o7 keep it up brave warrior

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

What kind?

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Some red ones, some black ones

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

one of us

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I ate a cat.

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