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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 100 points 9 months ago

You are only a Kontributor when Its a KDE repository.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 54 points 9 months ago

When they reject your PR because you still managed to slip in a bug

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

If it involves pointers, not unlikely.

[-] albert@lemmy.sysctl.io 32 points 9 months ago

I knew a guy who boasted about the number of repositories he created on Github. Said he created over four thousand.

I took a look. He did in fact sit down and create over 4,000 different, unique repositories. Each with a README and some slight variation on a few lines of code. That's some kind of dedication, I guess?

[-] Buttons@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Was he a Go developer before generics? Published 4000 versions of the library, one for each type.

[-] albert@lemmy.sysctl.io 5 points 9 months ago

No, it was mostly short bash/python/php scripts.

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago
[-] dukk@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago

And maybe he published it on GitHub?

That’d be funny. Seeing mass-repo-creator and then 4000 random repositories below it.

[-] astarob@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

And your typo fix kickstarts 10 workflows, downloading gigabytes of data and running endless tests.

Depending on the size of the project, this may be an environmental concern.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

When your PR to replace one line of code actively contributes to climate change.

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz -1 points 9 months ago

Using legacy SI units for size of information is deprecated, they only bring confusion, instead use IEC/binary units like GiB (gibibyte). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_prefix

[-] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago
[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Legendary o7

[-] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Most of my PRs are fixing typos in the Readmes 8) It ain't much, but it's honest work

[-] noproblemmy@programming.dev 11 points 9 months ago

I saw the other day a profile full of PRs, all diffs were changes from passing code through an autoformater.

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 11 points 9 months ago

I once fixed a CVE by removing a line. And, IIRC, my only contribution to openssl is a single-character one.

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I once fixed a bug in credit card payment form because someone had gotten some formatting character screwed up and used a capital M in some place where a lower case m should have been. Since it was a payment system they couldn’t take payment for a while whilst that was screwed up. I was contracting there and happened to notice it. Sometimes all it takes is one character.

[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Typing characters is maybe 1% of the job. The other 99% is understanding how the change affects everything else. Changing a single line of code in a function called by 1000 other functions each themselves called in 10 other functions can still potentially be more work and a bigger change than changing 9000 lines of code in a function called once.

[-] fievel@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

In my developer career, the littlest commit I did was the removal of a single ';' which was causing a wonderful to debug bug ;)

[-] vic@seal.cafe 4 points 9 months ago

@LostXOR I dunno, I appreciate not having broken links in documentation. No MR is too small, unless the person "contributing" starts bragging about "I contribute to X project." Then that's pretty obnoxious.

[-] LostXOR@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah I suppose it's more than a "minor problem". Still feels weird making such a small PR lol.

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago
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