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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[-] Sphere@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wow. I was thinking of the Opera Nixon in China before I checked my feed and found out. Maybe it was a sign. The end of an statesman responsible for organizing the suffering of countless multitudes.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Dead ass muthafuckuhhhhhhhhhhh

[-] kickit@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

buying bubbles tonight crab-party

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I hope we find out soon who was lucky enough to have this date in the Kissinger Death Tontine.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] yuritopia@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Chaddykins@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I still stand by that because he lived so long it would have been better for him to keep living and suffer.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE THE ADRENOCHROME FINALLY WORE OFF!!!!!!!!!

[-] Kestrel@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Woly@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Deadry Pissinger

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

burn motherfucker

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

FUCKING FINALLY

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

RIP to important websites like The Kissinger Death Tontine

[-] EcoSoco@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Finally, that piece of shit is dead. :)

[-] AnarchoCummunist@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

F I N A L L Y!!!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 11 months ago

Someone needs to update the death at the claw machine meme. They finally got him.

[-] thegnomishmenace@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

LETS FUCKING GO

[-] Cascadia_@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Finally, good fucking riddance crab-party

[-] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

who here won the tontine?

[-] edge@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] SpookyVanguard64@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] vara@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Fantastic news! crab-party

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Henry Kissinger dying on November 29, 2023 is really wild.

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