Taking a trip to the Pepsi Universe on my projection plane
Most progressive dad in Delaware history
“Hamas fighters” includes a lot of newborn babies
having my wisdom teeth removed was the equivalent of 14,000 9/11s on my mouth
btw i can tell when your cop is performatively fainting when you walk past me on the sidewalk as i’m smoking a fentanyl
The crumple zone is your skull
I will release the audio logs proving Hamas pissed my pants
Don’t you love it when you put on a coat at the start of winter and find $100K you left in the pocket from last winter
Skibidi Reserve is lowering rates
can you wait to have rights? The Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime™️is coming up and we can’t afford to lose the transphobes
Corn syrup counts as a vegetable