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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

When did the old fucker croak?

[-] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago
[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Leaving a comment to commemorate this fateful day

[-] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Oh my god it happened 🎉

[-] fever@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I declare victory ✌️

[-] grym@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago
[-] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago
[-] CombatLiberalism@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I CAME HERE AS SOON AS I HEARD

The dark energies that escaped his body upon his death took out my power and I was in the dark (literally) until now

[-] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

:cadaver-synod:

I’d say we could throw his decrepit corpse into the Potomac, but that river has seen enough shit.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Posting in an all time classic thread

party-sicko

crab-party

hexcrab-party

[-] Autisticky@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

GUY ATE SHIT LIKE FASH SHOULD

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

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[-] smokeppb@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

So where can i find a good writeup on everything this guy was responsible for?

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[-] Poetjustice@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

There was a Kissinger on Oct. 6

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

He's gone. He's fucking gone.

[-] hopelessbyanxiety@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

We did it folks

[-] g_g@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

HE FUCKIN VEEEEERRRRRRRBBBBBBEEEEEEED

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

never thought I'd see the day

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Kaputnik@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We did it reddit! Our collective energy killed him hexcrab-party rip-bozo-grave hexcrab-party

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo hex-crab-chapo

Hell yeah, I've been waiting for this moment for forever.

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

BRING OUT THOSE CRABS BABY

[-] Harajukum@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Locuralacura@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Can someone explain to me like I am totally ignorant, what's with the crabs and why do you hate Kisenger on this level?

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
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