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[-] feralbobcat@startrek.website 44 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with butt nuggets?

[-] JamesDebenture007@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

How about the fact that they don't come from the BUTT?

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They come out where babies come from. It's the same thing, stupid.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

They're actually chicken periods.

[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I prefer chicken abortions.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Abortion implies fertilization. Your typical carton of eggs comes from chickens that have not been near a rooster and therefore won’t have been fertilized. They’re just completed menstruation.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

You just distributed their advertising for free. That's what's wrong with eggs.

Bro I don't even know where this is this isn't spreading advertisement for free

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

At the farm, dawg. Read the sign.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

"Cloaca" would be more accurate than "butt" if they really wanna get technical

[-] seathru@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

"Butt" is describing an area, not an orifice.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

You know what? Chicken butt!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And also a former football player who played in the midfield for Manchester United and Newcastle United, amongst others.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

do not underestimate comedic value. its what gets unattractive people laid, and would absolutely cause me to purchase butt nuggets from one farm skipping the eggs from the previous farm.

[-] Stanwich@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Geez. I can't compete with those prices.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

That's a good price and these last longer than store bought butt nuggets. Grab a bunch while you can!

[-] baked_tea@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also taste much better and are probably better nutrition-wise

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I want a time machine just so I can change the name of eggs to butt nuggets.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Just gotta change the adoption of the Old Norse word "egg" over the Old English "eyre" to "butt nugget".

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 5 points 1 year ago

Don't you know how words disintegrate over time? To end up with "butt nugget" you have to start with "Butte Nougat"

[-] Deuces@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Somehow that's way more gross than butt nuggets

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 2 points 1 year ago

The past was the worst.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Cowboy Kent Rollins calls them "cackleberries", which always makes me giggle for some reason

[-] redballooon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t sound appetizing enough.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago
[-] redballooon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That’s the spirit.

[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought it is literally nugget made from chicken butt, which many people do eat BTW.

https://zh.m.wikipedia.org/zh-hant/%E9%9B%9E%E5%B1%81%E8%82%A1

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What is that wiki article supposed to be?

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's about a street food whose comical name apparently translates to "chicken butts" in English

[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here is the google translate link: https://zh-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/zh-hant/%E9%9B%9E%E5%B1%81%E8%82%A1?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

qilixiang (七里香) literally translate to: fragrance from seven miles (Chinese mile, which is half a km) away.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

which many people do eat BTW.

Chinese people, apparently. And I have yet to hear a part of an animal, or, in fact, an animal at all, that Chinese people won't eat.

[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chinese people are not big on deer, bear, or monkey; and of course many animals that are not native to China, like crocodiles, ostrich, etc.

Many deep water fish are also not traditionally popular, like tuna and salmon. Chinese do eat them now, but mostly because of japanese influence.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

No deer?? But venison tastes so good! This is honestly surprising to me, I would have thought anywhere deer were native they’d be a traditional food source.

[-] BobThingamy@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

AKA cackleberries

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