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[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

[-] Firipu@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".

[-] blx@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

He's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

[-] krotti@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Thankfully, Lemmy didn't seem to suffer from that...yet

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Leave that poor bird alone

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 45 points 2 years ago

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago

That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

[-] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Kids these days are so spoiled

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago
[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Selection is a very cruel mistress. It's a case for genetic engineering.

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

[-] nope@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago

C'mon, do something

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