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[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 60 points 11 months ago

why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Because she's a silly Billie that's known to pull such pranks.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 11 months ago

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 35 points 11 months ago

am I gregnant

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago
[-] DarkPhysix@lemmings.world 12 points 11 months ago

If a women has starch masks

[-] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

[-] finthechat@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago
[-] skippedtoc@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

When a man and a woman love each other very much then....

Well everyone stops at 'then' so I guess, the baby just appears then.

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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

On average, humans have one testicle.

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I know, but it sounds better for the joke 😇

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I mentioned it because I say "The average person has less than 1 testicle."... Also The average person has less than 2 legs... 2 arms... 2 breasts... etc. One of my favorite eye rolling stupid joke.

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What about people who have had limbs amputated?

Do teeth count as part of the skeleton? If you've lost teeth do you only have 99% of a skeleton left?

According to this, bones don't start forming until the sixth or seventh week of gestation, so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

So many questions

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

For the sake of this exercise we'll consider skeletons rounded to whole integers. And air resistance may be ignored.

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Assume a spherical skeleton...

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone's skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

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[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'd argue you still have one skeleton if you lose limbs or teeth.

Amount of skeletons is an integer representing the anount of bone structures holding and protecting human body (or whatever's left of it).

The real question is, how much of which parts of skeleton can we lose with it still being skeleton instead of a set of bones?

[-] Feyr@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Skeleton of thesus?

[-] jwhardcastle@dmv.social 4 points 11 months ago

Everyone else is failing to count the number of babies (140 million per year) nearly all of whom have 100% complete skeletons and set that against the number of amputations of perhaps a few percentage points across a much smaller number of people annually ("more than 1 million annually").

[-] Instigate@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

I’d argue teeth aren’t skeleton because they’re not made of the same substance as bone - the outside is enamel and dentin whereas bones are collagen, protein and minerals (mostly calcium). Kinda like how hair and nails don’t count because they’re made of keratin.

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[-] hobbicus@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

this is bigoted propaganda against bonelessness

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Ivar is INCENSED!

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[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago

The average amount of testicles in a body is less than 1

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't it also be greater than 1 for the same reason as OP? I think there are probably more babies in mothers than people missing testes.

[-] filgas08@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

but mothers don't have testicles

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Not their own, no, but the average number of testicles in a mother's body is greater than 0.

[-] MustrumR@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

But they have the testicles of their soon to be born sons.

I would say whether it's greater than 1 or lesser than 1 is inconclusive without accurate data .

You would need to find out whether amount of men with removed testicles is greater than amount of women pregnant with a boy (after the average week when testicles appear). Also men to women ratio in global population needs to be accounted for.

[-] Feyr@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

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[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I don't believe that is true. It might surprise you how often testicles are eaten.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Aren't babies cartilaginous at birth? Guess it's still a skeleton as it is a structural frame, even if it's not made out of bones yet.

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

[-] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

It's scary enough that we have one skeleton inside and now I have to worry about the potential for two of them?! How am I supposed to sleep

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 6 points 11 months ago

Me eating small birds and stuff 🤷

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You don't pick out the bones first?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 9 points 11 months ago

Crunch Crunch Crunch sorry what did you say?

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

This reads different if you miss that it's not a to level comment.

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

That is clearly a ball of some sort, possible fairly heavy as she uses two hands to hold it in place.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Totally explains all the skulls and rib cages in MK3.

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

https://www.historydefined.net/sanju-bhagat/

Proof that men can have babies (and adults) inside of them.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

The article says the doctor was able to shake hands with the twin but didn’t confirm wether the twin was able to be saved or not?

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Saw a documentary a long time ago. He died within a couple days.

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Dennis Prager logic

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