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[-] grue@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Hot take

Intended or not, nice pun 😁

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?

[-] ray@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago

I don't think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

They hope!

[-] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

Easy fix, just make a snow woman!

[-] ray@kbin.social 58 points 11 months ago

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Without any natural predetors

Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called "The entire Sun"

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Leaving rats in Antarctica didn't populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I prefer Jess.

I was building on the previous comment as well as yours because I agree with your point. Just like how ice based species won't take over warm areas, species adapted to warm environments wouldn't take over the south pole if left there. They'd die before they could adapt or evolve.

[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 4 points 11 months ago

Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

that's how they figured out they're not gay.

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I don't get it, why wasn't the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.

[-] anarchist@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

oh no nudity so traumatising

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