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[-] Amilo1591@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 1 year ago

By that logic, Russia could launch it's nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself?

It's a good thing global defense strategies aren't made by 10 year olds.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though 🤔

Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype

[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 20 points 1 year ago

In order for a gift to be officialized, someone representing the country must accept them.

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depending on how you look at it, someone in the country will be accepting nukes, just not officially

[-] Neato@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

It doesn't matter if you're not the homeowner, we just need someone to sign for this. Please, sir or ma'am, we're on a tight delivery schedule.

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I can just imagine them running door to door like the world's most stressed out travelling salesman

[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm some random dude with a russian accent said he'll accept the gift on behalf of Poland. That's it, it's officialized.

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I approve of this message!

[-] jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago

Guys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead 😨

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago
[-] magikmw@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The most sane comment on this post.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

That might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Doubtful, when have the Russians ever been so kind to their troops?

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Most credible indeed

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Or we could just bomb the shit out of them until they say uncle.

[-] koorool@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Non-credible. It's Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed).

No remarks about the rest, B+

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