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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 167 points 1 year ago

If there is one moron at work, you have a moronic coworker.

If everyone at work is a moron, you are the moronic coworker.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or you sleep with a bunch of managers

Edit... I typed work, you damn phone. Or maybe I'm tired and need sleep

I mean, it would be somewhat on-brand for her

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Well when it comes to personal trainers this works

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

If it smells like shit near someone, avoid them.

If it smells like shit near anyone, check the bottom of your shoe.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did she encounter a mirror?

(it's a joke, I know there are enough clowns in washington to create a natinowide job shortage in circuses)

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Lol she'd never pass the mirror test.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

.... and an echo

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

She entered that room at the end of Enter the Dragon.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 34 points 1 year ago

To be fair she does work in congress

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

"Imagine you're an idiot. Now imagine you're in Congress. But I repeat myself."

--Mark Twain

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago

For the outliers who may not be familiar with the term Dunning–Kruger effect, here it is in the real world.

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

It also creates a really weird paradox where the folks suffering from this effect do not believe they are suffering from this effect and instead believe that everyone else is.

It's a lose-lose situation for everyone involved. There is no winning play, since any play means being drug down by stupidity.

[-] Lath@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Remember kids! When you feel surrounded by idiots, it usually means you are the idiot.

[-] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Either that or you're traveling through rural America

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago

All those people she works with think the same thing about her.

[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

In that video clip she’s not actually wrong. And I feel dirty just typing those words out. Americans are going broke because of the idiots in Washington DC.

However, maybe she shouldn’t be throwing stones inside her glass house. She’s easily in the top 5 of the most moronic people in DC.

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You say idiots like they don't know what they're doing. They do. They are paid corporate liars, decievers, malicious abusive sociopathic ETOW oil cock sucking actors. Do not for one second pretend that Biden is anything but exactly the same.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Wait I genuinely thought Newsweek was satire

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

They used to be a respected news publication, but then they got bought and turned into a streaming pile of dung. It's all about what gets clicks now, so your confusion is understandable.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Oh boy if only.

[-] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm tired of all the blond, red jacketed, play-doh faced morons I have to work with here in Washington!

Marjorie Taylor Green

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

It’s like the Queen looking down upon her subjects with disgust.

Let them eat gespacho (police)

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Nah I think Queen Elizabeth was not a complete out of touch monster. Can’t say the same for most other parts of The Firm.

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Not disagreeing; my statement was about MTG being the Queen of the Schmucks, not comparing her to Liz or any current monarchs

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[-] the_q@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh man... Thanks, Marj. I need that.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

She sounds like a snowflake.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I wonder if any of them graduated high school ?

[-] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fuckin' Sporkfoot never fails to fail.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And also:https://agnostic.com/post/711688/its-why-we-call-her-sporkfoot-and-its-how-she-got-her-name-sporkfoot-the-ho-sporkfoot-the-h

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh weird. I wonder what caused that.

[-] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think it's turned out to be not true, but shit sticks.

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Has she looked in the mirror lately? Like, irrelevant of physical appearance, I just mean she needs to point to herself in the mirror and start screeching at THAT fucking idiot she sees.

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