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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

https://www.lanacion.com.ar/el-mundo/ucrania-busca-voluntarios-hispanoparlantes-para-incorporar-al-frente-de-batalla-que-ofrecen-y-cuales-nid19122023/

Almost two years after the start of the war between Ukraine and Russia, the International Legion for Defense created by President Volodimir Zelensky this week launched a call for the incorporation of Spanish-speaking volunteers to the battlefront, regardless if they have experience in combat.

This group, formed by a decree promoted by Zelensky after the invasion of Vladimir Putin's army, created in the last few hours a website in Spanish for those who want to enlist: "From now on you can apply to volunteer speaking only Spanish. It is no longer necessary to know English and/or Ukrainian."

As detailed by the International Legion for the Defense of Ukraine, those interested will receive a monthly salary that varies according to the task they carry out:

$600 a month if they work behind the front lines of battle. $1,200 a month if they serve in danger zones. $3,300 a month if deployed in combat.

They also note that injured soldiers will receive free treatment and a lifetime pension in case of disability. Finally, for those families who suffer the loss of a loved one in the line of duty, compensation of $400,000 would be granted

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I look forward to Colombian fash paramilitares taking them up on this offer, getting dead, and then Ukraine not having enough money to pay the family compensation

If this goes on long enough maybe Russia can denazify the world

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

In one hand, argie nazis getting killed, in the other hand, argie nazis getting paid training

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

I don't think Ukraine is doing much training anymore

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

to be fair, there's not much of a learning curve to getting vaporized by artillery

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I for one am an expert!

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Being in an active combat zone sounds like training to me

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That is probably one of the points. They're preparing death squads for the coming instability in Argentina, for when just getting the cops to kill people becomes a bad look

Or it'll probably just be one of the side effects

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

please sir step into the meat grinder just for a sec please sir

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

We're looking for a few good Redditors

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Duolingo use in Ukraine is gonna surge

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

starting $1200 (before tax) to get my gonads blown off, lmao

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bazinga Brigades, ahora en Español!

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

I love the idea of him just jetsetting around the world begging people to die on the battlefield on his behalf. It's so absurd.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

New plan: Send all of Latin America gusanos to Ukraine and have Russia bomb them.

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Bit idea: enlist then change sides to the correct one after you get there

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

1200 a month to work in an active warzone??!! I literally earned that much (and contributed more to society) washing dishes for a month

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