Sorry. Not Beautiful. And No Amount Of Authoritarian Tolerance Is Going To Change That

There's an anecdotal story I like about an English nobleman who on his wedding night screamed in horror as his eager bride had committed an act so foul it could not be forgiven

She had pubic hair, and all the Greek statues he had studied to learn about women didn't

Anatomy time!

The slight curve of her tummy is a protective layer of healthy fats meant to protect the uterus. Women who don't have this either lack a uterus or are just underweight. She is a healthy weight and the g*mer is just too used to Photoshop to know better

If I google poison ivy arkham asylum I get this. The most generous argument I could summize is why doesn't she have ivy growing everywhere? I would be down for more ivy on Poison Ivy. Even at his best, Kirk is making an unfunny joke

God I still cannot believe that the idiot gamer manbabies had to have a giant public stuggle session to figure out that women have peach fuzz on their faces when Aloy got a graphics upgrade.

And... so do many men. But theyre probably not ready for that yet.

Any sexuality here is strictly performative

These are the so-called "morally pure" conservative Christians. Apparently our sexuality is evil, but they're allowed to indulge in such evil feelings. No doubt they give themselves permission to "as reward" for being so much better than us.

All it took was fucking gamergate and it turned way too many millennials into carbon copies of count Veger from Jak 3.