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I can hear the thought police drones flying overhead, zapping the poor Christians left on the surface. Please pray for my family.

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

You didn't get your mandatory Melanotan implants? Should have come in the mail with your Xi bucks.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I only got melatonin 😴

[-] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

As a Cis White Christian male, I have been afraid of going outside ever since JOE “Beijing” BRANDON and KAMALA “Communist” HARRIS were elected. It feels like I have a target painted on my back for being a red-blooded American... This country has become an authoritarian socialist dictatorship that hates individual freedom… 😢

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

As a fellow white Christian refugee, I'd be happy to share my extra food and supplies. Please just DM me the precise coordinates of your bunker and wait for the payload fedpostingobama-drone

[-] 4zi@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I can’t believe Santa was a deep state agent all along

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

you won't like it, but if you pray to hezbollah it overloads the sensors on the drones and they crash out of the sky

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Holed up deep in the Arctic taiga of Alaska with Santas guerillas. Rifle in one hand, month old McDonald's French fry (probably the last I'll ever have) in my other hand, trying to find some joy in the world

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Santa is an Itelmen

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

White Genocide Joe

[-] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

It’s genuinely so disheartening that even the non religious think this way. I’ve had Silicon Valley and Manhattan business types literally tell me the states they live in are socialist dystopias and how they are looking for remote work at these same mega corporations so they can live in a McMansion near Dallas.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

"Remote work? You mean I can pay a guy in Tamil Nadu $15k a year to do your job? Thanks for the tip! " porky-happy

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

took-restraint Thanks for saying "another kkkrakkka down" at kissinger's funeral, grandpa. It meant a lot to all of us.

biden-harbinger Unlimited genocide on, you know, the thing

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile us remaining Non-White people trying to please the regime by covering up:

  • our palms
  • dry grass
  • snow
[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Biden is based?? Wtf

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

bottom-speak If you are what you eat, and boykisser if I suck off enough non white commrades, will I be spared? I can make it a regular thing if it's only temporary. (Please say it's temporary)

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