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[-] FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

The great thing is that when you get with one of them you don’t have to worry about wearing protection. You’re going to get Vulcanized.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That may be one of the best puns I've read all year. Bravo.

[-] teft@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pon-farr - TPring (SNW), koon-ut-kal-if-fee - Sarek (TNG), Take a life - Spock (Kelvinverse)

TPring is cold and hot and I love it.

I could totally take old Sarek in a fight.

And Kelvin Spock I’d just use a disruptor because he deserves it.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Koon-ut-kal-if-fee is from Amok Time (and later Voyager).

Sarek had Bendii syndrome.

[-] teft@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Oh I’m aware. I was saying he is the only Vulcan I could realistically take in a fight. Because he’s old and sickly. And who wouldn’t want to pon farr TPring?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Which T'Pring? Or both at the same time?

[-] teft@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

2 ~~chicks~~ T'Prings

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

How about fuck, mary, kill?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Dark Tilly will fucking kill.

[-] teft@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

This picture of her always makes me laugh. She embraced that Captain Killy role with zeal.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Mary? Mary Sue? Oh, it's been ages since I we saw each other last.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Pok-tem-far-patanay!

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

hmmm, it'll have to be spock, spock, and spock, for me.

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Love it. Took me way too long

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