I love how the comments boil down to:
"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."
People just want any opportunity to vent.
Tbf I'd want to vent about that too
Young electron
Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?
Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread
Young Back Pain
Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain
Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name
Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream
Young Pocket Sand
Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D
young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch
Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.
Young social anxiety
"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"
Young Herpes
Young D20
Young existential dread.
Young asthma inhaler
Young Epipen
Young Empty Wallet
Young Imposter Syndrome
After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.
Young Keys
Young Depression
Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.
I got 99 problems and I am them.
Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!
Young Lactose Intolerance
I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase
Young Childhood-Trauma
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your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go
B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty
Young Student Loan Debt
young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower
Young cuts
Young Mitochondria
Young Athsma Inhaler
young chode in the cut
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