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[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 116 points 10 months ago
[-] Gloria@sh.itjust.works 55 points 10 months ago
  • Don‘t mix money with honey

-Don‘t mix spreadsheets with bedsheets

But then again, workplaces are still the top places were ( later married) couples have met on average.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I like this! Going to use it at work because it's more work appropriate.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Meh, i thoroughly enjoyed dating a coworker. It was so much fun to have work dates, eat lunch together often, and help each other on projects.
Yes, it was challenging.

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[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 87 points 10 months ago

LinkedIn just isn't for Jobs Anymore. It's Now a Pile of Trash.

Ads about pushing your career, then more ads about how to create a better work life balance. And everybody seems to be a coach who tries to push their courses about the above mentioned topics. Thanks but I'll pass.

[-] simple@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

My favorite thing is LinkedIn sending you spam advertisements disguised as real people chatting you. Every month or so I get a message from a spambot saying something along the lines of "Hello! My name is Diana. Have you heard of LinkedIn premium?"

Total trashfire of a website. Unfortunately, I still have to open it every now and then to adjust my profile and check for jobs, because it feels like everyone asks for your linkedin page when applying now.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

I decided to check if it was any better than my current specialized job portal, which has enshittified a little in the last years. But Linkedin enshittification can't be beat. It's like prostitution level of job seeking for brainwashed people. What jobs are you applying for?

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[-] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago

You don't have to actually browse the site. You put your resume on there, give out the link when asked and occasionally you get contacted by recruiters with an open position. You can turn off most emails so if nothing else at least you're not bothered by it.

I'm not sure why people are so enraged by a website they can simply ignore most of the time.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

I like all the recent graduates who have all of a sudden become experts in their fields and post on behalf of the company. Or those that are so humbled to let everyone know that they are taking a Coursera course.

[-] Poayjay@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

Don’t worry office creeps who make unwanted advances towards coworkers, LinkedIn has your back. A new harassment platform for a new age.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

Every app is a dating app if you're persistent enough.

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found the love of my life using MS Word

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago

I made her mine using the command line and sudo

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The true story on which they based the movie Weird Science.

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[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Even real life?

Wait...

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

In case you want to date the most annoying people on earth

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

LinkedIn is trash, it's a glorified resume where narcissists go to brag about themselves.

Adding a dating feature is only going to benefit two groups of people: the ones who have the highest paying jobs, and people who are looking to be with someone for their money. For everyone else, this is just going to make LinkedIn more repulsive than it already was.

Edit - I'm lazy, ignore this and read the article

[-] Pringles@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Where in the article did it say they're adding a dating feature?

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 9 points 10 months ago

I thought it was for people to suck corporate cock and post terrible hiring stories.

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[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 45 points 10 months ago

Right, so I've lived my whole life constantly being told that I can't read social cues and that everyone else has this magical ability to understand subtext and all that. Which makes this article so confusing to me because it reads like the author is so oblivious to how people actually work.

The article can be summed up as basically:

  • Turns out, people can find love by talking to each other and don't need specially designed apps.
  • But it can't happen organically, you need to use some app to do so and look out specifically for love. Obviously.
  • Relationships are entirely transactional and are based on your partner's academic and business performance.

All with this creepy undertone that sexual harassment should be delegated to a footnote and subject to a cost-benefit analysis rather than, you know, avoided entirely.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

Title made me go "ew", your comment saved me clicking through to confirm.. Thanks.

[-] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

LinkedIn is an aggregation of everything wrong with social media. I got laid off and tried to use it to find a job, never again.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

YMMV

I got laid off, got the LinkedIn premium (free for one month). Got hired before the trial ran out.

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago
[-] pankkake@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Your Mileage May Vary

[-] Darkblue@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Your Miles May Vary, an acronym saying that it's his/her opinion/experience, and your experience may be different.

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[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

tried to use it to find a job, never again.

Can I ask why?

Like I am not a big fan of the social network part, with people sharing stupid stuff and other things but for finding a job or so they can find you and see your experience and so on it didn't seem that bad.

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

This has been happening for a long long time now. There is a reason why many women do not post a headshot on Linked In.

My wife was looking for a new gig 5 years ago, and was constantly getting tons of DMs from dudes who wanted to fuck. And her pic was pretty damn conservative/ professional. Just a headshot with a smile.

There should be some sort of way of flagging and shaming these creeps.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

She smiled so she wants the D!

Sadly that’s the level some men operate at…

[-] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago

I used to browse linkedin all the time, and found that my contacts shared interesting articles and links that related to my job. I got 2 jobs from listing shared by my network that I'd never have found otherwise.

But it's been years since that time, and now it is a cesspool of shameless fake humble bragging and totally non-work appropriate content. I've been hit on multiple times with men trying to get me to chat with them about really personal stuff in DMs.

I'm job hunting now, and it's one of my main methods for finding opportunities but otherwise I wouldn't log on at all.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't use it, but I know companies checkout my profile whenever I apply so I made my profile look really good, added a ton of skills and completed a bunch of the certification test things.

Up until recently when jobs in my industry dried up, I would get recruiters contacting me weekly at a minimum. I've never actually used it as a social media platform, and I don't understand why people do tbh.

[-] drislands@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

"No it's not." Me, reading this headline.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

As i tell everyone else, LinkdIn is a glorified facebook for boomers. The only time i will ever update my profile is if I am looking for a job.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Facebook is Facebook for boomers.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Not surprised when people started treating LinkedIn like their Facebook years ago.

[-] PlanetOfOrd@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Was it ever for jobs?

Been an active user for well over 5 years and not one interaction has resulted in a job.

A bunch of people acting like they were hiring, sure.

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I landed my last two jobs (and in that timeframe another four offers and probably a dozen recruitment pitches I seriously entertained to some degree or other) via LinkedIn, either via contact with colleagues or messages from recruiters. Granted that I'm in a niche specialty of a relatively small profession, but for me LinkedIn has been the most reliable source of job offers for at least a decade. Many of the "better" options really only serve fields like the tech industry, or are so dominated by listings for tech jobs that have appropriated my industry's professional titles that it's impossible to sort any signal from the noise.

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 10 points 10 months ago

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Like I know tinder is deeply enshittified, but please. I don't need this.

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[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 6 points 10 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


While each of the men had the plausible deniability of a connection or two in common with her, she said it was immediately clear that their motives were not strictly professional — one of them worked in the oil industry, a field far removed from anything she'd ever done for a living.

In an age with so many dedicated dating platforms — from giants such as Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge to niche apps including Feeld (for the unconventional), Pure (for the noncommittal), and NUiT (for the astrologically inclined) — why mix Cupid's arrow with corporate updates?

Because the professional-networking site asks users to link to their current and former employers' profile pages, it offers an additional layer of credibility that other social-media platforms lack.

In his bio, Hotz declared that he now used the site "exclusively as a dating platform" and laid out a catalog of requisite attributes — "intelligent, attractive, female, in or visiting San Diego" — for his ideal match.

"If someone is willing to take their time and let the initial professional connection evolve in a way that is mutually respectful," Yager said, "and if both parties somehow communicate their availability for romance, and they want to go the next step — which might mean a phone or Zoom call or meeting in person in a safe public place — hopefully it is a win-win."

A significant proportion of younger professionals may have missed out on this type of in-person workplace camaraderie altogether, which could help to explain LinkedIn's recent surge in popularity among teens and 20-somethings.


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[-] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

To misquote John Waters,

If you go home with someone and they have LinkedIn in their browser history, don't fuck them!

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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I already had an older man try to slide into my DMs

[-] swayevenly@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Are you interested in a new and exciting direction for your career?

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

I finally pulled the trigger on it and put mine on hibernate. Will activate it again if I’m looking for work, but hopefully not in the near future (just started a new job last month).

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Depending on what you do for a living, it might make sense to leave it up so recruiters can hit you up proactively and or you can get a sense for what the job market looks like.

Parts of the tech sector are pretty slow right now, and I keep mine up to date. I’m not one of those nuts who posts crap, but linked in’s recruiting tools can find me and contact me.

Often times someone proactively contacts me about a new gig right when I’m thinking of jumping ship.

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