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Is mayonnaise bourgeoisie? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

No, Patrick, Mayonnaise is not a Bourgeoisie.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

raises hand again

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Yes, horseradish is actually is Bourgeois

[-] dead@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Mayonnaise was the most popular condiment in the USSR and continues to be the most popular condiment in Russia.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Mayonnaise caused the collapse of the USSR?!

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I think that was Pizza Hut?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I'm just going to cite historical 20th century documentary "the stuff" and leave it there.

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well it's Fr*nch, so yes.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Hon hon hon

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Pro mayonnaise is technically impressive no doubt, but I prefer mayonnaise made with the love and charm of an amateur's heart

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

New PMC

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Thick and heat resistant

Same

[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

No, people who don't like mayo are being classiest. It's lemons, eggs, and a bit of oil. All good stuff

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Mayo, no. Aioli, yes.

[-] davel@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Not to Catalans, Valencians, or Occitans. Stop making our staple foods bourgie.

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

yes! chickens do all the work making those eggs and humans reap the benefits

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

What about vegan mayo. That shit is great. You replaced the egg with chickpea water

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Just use Kewpie, the baby shape makes it more ethical I think.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

passed the Condiment Bar Exam, but still probably won't find work at a White Shoe Law Firm due to metric labelling.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

professional

It's PMC

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Professional Mayonnaise Container

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Literally a bucket of mayo

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

it's thick, white and rich

it's a stiff

it breaks if exposed to heat

but prob not because it involves beating your whites

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Literally a bucket of mayo

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A bucket of mayo you say?

Well I don't know about that

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Mayo is PMC, vinegar is the true proletarian

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

YES

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yes

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Mayonnaise is proletarian and jokes about mayo being too spicy for white people are classist

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