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submitted 9 months ago by NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 58 points 9 months ago
[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 9 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

"tastes great, less filling"

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] MTK@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

Not gonna fall for this one!

Nice try data collecting bots!

I'll go back to my home in Ramenshire, thank you.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"I am a Ramen from Ram's End. We don't take 'quick surveys'!"

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago

Roastedpotatoshire

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pizzashire.

Eeeeyyhh oooh eeeyyy look at this faguzi, drinkin his tea /pinky gripped/ like its gonna get away from you or somethin'.

Now come, come, over here and tell me what you think of this blood pudding and beans pizza.

What? Yeah, seriously. Its very important you tell me, I've been working on this recipe for months now.

Ahh, ahh, yeah, whatchu think, how is it?

(Then an Anglican hit squad bursts through the door, surprise this is somehow a movie about a Catholic Italian Mafia family in hiding that made one too many somewhat stereotypical enemies.)

EDIT: To the single person who has downvoted this: Dont worry, its ok, Im of Italian heritage and a good number of us think these stereotypes are hilarious.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Crikey! This billabong is full of beany-doos! (wait, what's an Anglican again?)

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am extremely tempted to make a dingo ate my baby joke, but in fairness many of the Australians Ive known actually do find that offensive, so I wont.

Anglicans are a... sort.of a branch of English Christianity founded when an an English King wanted to divorce wife, but the Pope would not authorize this.

His solution was to basically tell the Pope and all of Catholicism to get rekt, and he basically founded his own religion by splitting Christianity away from Catholicism, naming this Anglicism or the Anglican Church, and this new branch of Christianity he basically created allowed him to divorce his wife.

Then there were like hundreds of years of wars and basically what we would now todag call domestic terrorism between various versions of Christianity in and around England.

[-] Shirasho@lemmings.world 10 points 9 months ago

Oh look, another social engineering scam passing itself off as a meme.

I hate to be that guy, but this is exactly how people crack into your accounts. These scams are aimed at getting information that can be used to crack security questions for account recovery.

Please do yourself a favor. Next time you see these images please do not interact with them.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 9 months ago

I can't tell if you're joking or not

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

Bloody 'ell! I've been caught red-handed! With me trousers round me ankles! Be a good lad and write your full name and address so we can send you some warm ale by way of apology.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I'll just give you my password, it's ********.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

That's the combination to my luggage!

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

I didn’t know that it get censored, let me try. hunter2

[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Is it hunter2? Looks like hunter2.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Only works if you tell the truth.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

And have a consistent, unchanging favorite food that you use for security questions.

Today my favorite food is cheesecake. Tomorrow it might be bagels. It’s definitely nothing I’ve ever used for a security question.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Maybe just don't make your passwords anything other than random strings of text

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] Maven@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

If you say this in a British accent it sounds like it could be a real place.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"Aughtcoomsure"

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Dear sirs and madams, I invite you all to visit the esteemed semmelknödelshire, why its right next to burgershire in fact!

[-] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

This does not work good with German Food ._.

Wurstgulasch-shire is not a place where I want to be. Ever.

[-] GewoehnlicherHamster@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Oh well, maybe we could meet at Dönershire or Schweinshaxenmitkloßshire then?

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Bootyshire.

[-] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

> English manor
> Haggisshire

wait

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Sandwichshire?

Okrashire?

Cheeseshire? Oh, Quesoshire.

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Butterchickenshire, ahoy!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Pasta party tonight at Spaghettishire, everyone's invited!

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Burritoshire? sounds lovely, just barely beating out Pastashire

[-] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Assshire? Seems like a lot of "s"s.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

IDK, maybe Sushishire? That sounds dumb. Let's go with Lagershire.

[-] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

“Sushire”

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Chicken paprikashire.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Sugarshire

Almost sounds legit.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Mexican Shire doesn't have much of a ring to it, now does it? :(

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Sushishire? Hmmm

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Burritoshire, yes. Burritos as far as the eye can see, hmmmm quite delectable.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Bulgogishire has a nice ring to it.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Circusanimalshire

[-] psion1369@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Cheap Mac and Cheese shire. Nope, doesn't work.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Kraftshire? East Kraftdinnershire?

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[-] DampCanary@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Shtercshire now let Canva guess that

[-] Lath@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago
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