Getting blown up by an AI drone because I only have five fingers 
SKYNET but instead of nuclear winter it just plagiarizes the New York Times
This will destroy the libs anyway, so I am for it
Don't be evil.
Here's some seed money.
Be evil.
I hate these people so, so much
We threatened to strike if Sam Altman wasn't reinstated as CEO because we thought it was whats right
So now is a good time to strike too, right?
Right?
silver lining: AI is terrible at everything it does
In other news, OpenAI's largest investor Microsoft is now the most valuable company in the world
ChatGPT please create for me a military plan to deal with Houthis blockading the Red Sea. The plan has to be realistic and good enough to prevent me from being fired.
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