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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital (www.theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by Supervillain@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

Well, it is shaped like one...

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago

The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

I heard you get it frequently.

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The penis? I get the penis frequently?

I wish, but it's been a long time.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Is it really first if there is only one finisher?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

"And in OUR state, penises are not for PUSSIES"

  • Ron DeSantis
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Shame, I was rooting for butthole

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Is butt hole a genital?

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Genitals can go in them

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

My mouth is a genital

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry to break topic but that is an exquisite profile pic. Where did you get it?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I paid a man on the street to paint me

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Giddyup

[-] vodkasolution@feddit.it 11 points 9 months ago

It has lots of dicks indeed

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Take that, you woke-fascists. /s

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