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Or some cheap plastic from Amazon Marketplace... (feddit.de)
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[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 105 points 10 months ago

His first wife is kinda cute in a dorky way even in that unflattering picture. His second wife looks like a blow up doll.

Although your captions do still make sense considering, back when I was still buying stuff off amazon, the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 35 points 10 months ago

Yep, looks like he threw away something real. And now he can never again know if new people are being real with him.

No new friends where your real friends at

[-] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that's what he actually wanted

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

  • what Jeff thinks when he's looking at this picture
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago

A successful writer, businesswoman, and mother; vs. a bimbo. Which one's plastic, again?

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 35 points 10 months ago

I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff's partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago

I like the first one better, the second picture is just gross.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 months ago

I think he looks kinda gross in both

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

This post makes no sense. Amazon Basics is a product line, while Amazon Prime is a service. And they both suck.

[-] KinNectar@kbin.run 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Accidentally nailed it.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

The joke is the difference in meaning between the words ‘basic’ and ‘prime’ not the actual underlying services.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Oh there's definitely some servicing going on with that second picture.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

She’s like Weird Science meets a Kardashian

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Her name is Alexa, be nice and talk clearly.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

What a perfect description.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 28 points 10 months ago

What a downgrade

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 10 months ago

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 18 points 10 months ago

What a douche.

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Success sucks soul.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

kid named soul:

[-] Toto@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Yuck

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

Wtf why are you people ok with comparing women to products?

[-] Zeon@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

You have to be REALLY sensitive to get offended by this.

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 11 points 10 months ago

Metaphors, how do they work?

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And I don't wanna talk to a linguist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

[-] zylinderhut@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

This is about him as much as it is about her, is it not?

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Well, you see, in the first image you have his first wife and in the second one you have his current fiance

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I mainly focused and judge Bezos. We are the product.

Making this about anything else, I would simply suggest therapy or self love.

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Dude its literally a picture of him with his first wife and a picture of him with his new fiancee..

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

I think thats the point. To rich people other people are just objects.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Who are these people? Also- from the comments I gather they're the same couple!?

[-] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

No, the woman is different. First is his wife, from before billionaire. Second is new woman, after the billions rotted his brain and he lost all sense of reason and taste.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

It's like a metaphor for the declining quality of Amazon as it turns into Aliexpress. The right represents the quest for more money at the expense of quality by focusing on looks to make the sale

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I think his hair represents how much humanity he has left in him. He even looks like a villain pimp in the right image

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