Alina Habba is a fun character. She has the most Saul Goodman-ass background of any of his lawyers and like Michael Cohen seems to be working for Trump because he's the only person who'd hire her. Legal news sites have been going monkey for a week or two now as the judge skewers her for not knowing the basics of presenting a case.
is this the woman who was photographed with a blingy gaming laptop in court
hell yeah, fucking ROG - what do you think she plays?
I can't decide if she looks more like the kind of person who tortures Sims or is obsessed with her treasured legacy family on its ninth generation
smurfs ARAM and loses anyway
this rocks
It’s like they don’t get her entire point is to mistrial and delay until Trump can argue he’s once again the president and above the law.
In this country's race to the bottom both sides are rapidly approaching the fucking center of the earth at this point
Now this is the bothsidesing I’m here for
I can't wait to see if Biden will cause the next 9/11 before Trump is convicted of every crime. Who needs healthcare when we can have two senile clones fight each other forever.
Who needs they quattrucci ~~ate~~ excommunicated
Dylan is such a lame pairing for that surname. I'd name my kid something like Giuseppepininino Quattrucci. Fully lean into it.
"What's your name?"
"Giuseppepininino Quattrucci."
"Do you speakada English?"
"How dare you."
"Do you speak Italian?"
"No sorry but my grandma was from Sicily"
He is on the verge of tears in the kick-out video, it's great lmao. "I did everything right but bad thing still happened to me!" hmmm perhaps he will learn from this. Unlikely.
Bro said he knocked over 12,000 doors for Trump that's like a 9 to 5 job wtf
removing the character limit from twitter is so obnoxious
It's only illegal if you ~~get caught~~ catch them doing it
Who need they Quattrucci ate??
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