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[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

“Fuck me or I’ll tell everyone that you’re a bigot!

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Well, I guess I'm a bigot.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Same. I love my bros, but they're getting slapped if their pants come off.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Kinky foreplay, but I'm into it

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

It's not gay if you say "no homo" so just keep that in mind.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Down the rabbit hole with this one...

Original article is gone, but: Wayback Machine has our back.

Thankfully, someone on Reddit posted the original link.

Oh, also: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? June is a bit too late for an April Fool's day post about giving your gay buddy brojobs.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago

Nobody said incels have to be straight

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago
[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This can't be a serious article...

"What's gay about one guy sucking another guy's dick? You'd help him with his homework, right? So why not suck his dick when he's horny?" 🤣

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 9 months ago

No. Because, you see, love doesn't have anything to do with casual sex between friends.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[-] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

schizophrenia

[-] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

What have we done to come to this point, wtf.

[-] H3wastooshort@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago

Smells a little like rage bait, doesn't it?

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago

I swear, it's some organized agenda by marketing companies to create clicks.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

Big Lemmy strikes again. I just want you to know I only passed the propaganda. No one paid me.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No no I didn't mean you personally :) I meant all the shit being posted on social media designed to create "engagement", usually intended to upset people so they click on links.

I know you are just sharing this.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 6 points 9 months ago

lemmy users and mods need to get better at identifying bait lmao

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 3 points 9 months ago

More sex for me!

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