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trump and biden taking turns doing non-consecutive presidencies for 16 years 
first 90 year old president 👏
debate stage with two corpse-filled Golden Thrones on it
it's fine just wheel them out there and we can feed them the souls of everyone that is still dying from covid
First novel virus outbreak never ended bucko 
Checks out. My doctor has just stopped sending me the results of my PCR tests. And they now look at me funny when I want one, and just tell me to take the at-home rapid test to see if I've filled up on enough COVID to top off and spill over (IK, IK, just give me my moment of irony, please).
Time will continue to accelerate and collapse until we're all living the same Tuesday afternoon forever.
I can't explain it but Chiefs vs 49ers is a real Hitler vs Hitler vibe
Well it's an American sport so nationalism is baked into it for some reason.
Doesn't matter who wins, the Air Force still flies 50 million dollar school bus destroying machines over the squealing hogs.
American caricature of a scary indigenous person vs california ~~gold extractor~~ land destroyer
Somehow they need to throw the Patriots in there for a three-way. I don't really know or care how football works, but I'm sure this can be made to happen. It'd be too perfect a combo.
"I assure you that our Hitler is only 98% Hitler" -- Democrats
tbf in January 2020 it wasn't Trump vs. Biden, we all still had hope for Bernie. Also the media was still pushing Pete heavy after Iowa. It wasn't Trump vs Biden until March 2020.
First as tragedy, then... you know, the thing.
rn:
alright guys here's how Nikki can still win...
it's her turn
Pokémon go to the faux-insurgency.
Yeah. This is 
erasure. Those were some good months.
I know it was necessary for us to move on from the Bernie moment, and maybe we were too hopeful - Bernie would have been crushed by forces beyond any of us had he actually succeeded, the liberals then declaring "socialism doesn't work" and it'd be another 26 years before the left rose again-but lord I still look back on that period with a certain wistfulness. Call it romantic, utopian, idealist, whatever, they were good months, and honestly the last time I had any hope. Then Bernie fell, and it all fell apart.
That primary and the sabotaged pandemic policies combined cracked my lib programming irretrievably, and I was reading Lenin for the first time when the uprising in Minneapolis broke out
Those candidates are going to be in that election. Again. And again. Forever. Both with the gene-deep certainty that they are more than a biological puppet. A dream that they had inside a locked room. The dream that they represent an electorate.
The universe is hinting at the one way to break free 
The planets dyin cloud!
and like a lot of dreams, there's a cheeto at the end of it
sucks to be on the endemic end of permanent pandemization.
Technically, endemic means that a virus has achieved predictable seasonal patterns. Covid waves continue to be governed by the rapid, random evolution of new dominant strains. Officials and their stenographers are wishcasting when they say "endemic".
What's wrong with pandas? I wish they were endemic here...
I'm excited about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and nothing you say will make me not feel that way.
Remake is amazing and deserves more attention
I would pay more attention if Cloud wasn't so ugly and weird looking.
Why look at Cloud, when you can look at the perfect man, Barret?
I want to but I just can't, not with Cloud standing there, menacingly
Actually his name is Bullet
The name made it kinda hard to sell, but Final Fantasy 7 Remake* (*but kinda also a sequel/reinterpretation thing like the Utena movie) doesn't quite roll off the tongue lol
it was the perfect time to bust out a fraction "Final Fantasy Remake 2/7ths"
oh no it's kingdom hearts
Same. Remake was really good, more than good enough for a full price title.
What if I said that Squeenix's CEO is still really into NFTs?
I would stuff big cotton balls in my ears and shout "Lalala, can't hear you"
My millennial death drive has been activated
Broke: Millennials
Woke: Millenarians
Does this also mean that Lewis Hamilton is finally gonna get his 8th WDC?
Step away from the lathe right now 
real DBZ Android Saga shit
Fourty-niners gonna be fourty-whiners again this year
I'll take a sixer of Old Milwaukee or Lone Star, nothing snooty
I'm still in line waiting to vote for Bernie at the South Carolina Democratic primary. They can't refuse you if you showed up before the polls closed, and I've been camped out here to make sure my vote counts. Others are here too, my hope is that we'll get the SC primary to swing toward Bernie so people still waiting in line in Super Tuesday states are more likely to vote for Bernie on the momentum. It's never too late, and you're just a doomer if you really think Bernie has no chance.
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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