I got curious and looked in to who this guy was. And, well, Owen got banned from most socials after he called Obama the n-word, so OF COURSE Elon had to bring him back so he further share his thought with the world.
As an actual middle-aged woman who can't even name one Taylor Swift song, give me a giant fucking break. She's rich, famous, appears to have a good head on her shoulders (from what I hear at least), and makes music people really love. This sexist troglodyte is just butthurt that she dares to exist and be successful without his permission, plus he probably wants to bang her. He can fuck right off.
I think we've done it, we've finally hit "It's gay to have sex with a woman".
I think we reached that point a while ago.
The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.
I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.
Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.
I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.
Dude, phrasing…
If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here)
Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.
Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.
Same crowd that thinks it's gay to clean your own ass after pooping (and therefore doesn't do it).
I think what they're saying is that having sex with a woman who is vastly more successful than you will ever be in six lifetimes, then that is gay.
I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.
I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.
This man speaks like ferengi Andrew Tate
A Ferengi would almost certainly be offended that she's allowed to wear clothes. I suppose most straight dudes would too. Maybe that guy is gay.
You can just say "Andrew Tate"...
I bet Owen Benjamin would suck Trumps cock without even needing to be asked twice.
"That's not gay, it's patriotic. Our commander-in-chief is tirelessly fighting the LGBT woke groomer leftist virus and if he needs a warm mouth to help him focus, it's the duty of red blooded Americans to provide one"
You can't squirm out of anything when you're not worried about being honest.
Taylor Swift has publically had sex with a ton of guys?
Gee you'd think that would be more scandalous news than "may be attending the super bowl, schedule pending"
According to Cosmo she has dated like 12 guys in 16 years.
The average weight of an adult male in the US is 90kg, but Kelce weighs 113kg, so statistically she's probably dated a bit over a metric ton of guys.
He might be right - my boyfriend is gay and he would probably leave me for Taylor Swift.
I feel like most Americans would seriously consider leaving their SO if given the opportunity to date Taylor Swift
34 is middle aged
I need to lie down
Edit: even weirder whomever that guy she is dating is; he is also 34
I'm a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I'm gay now
Have you tried saying "You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)" to her?
Let's consult the checklist:
✅ Confused at the notion that a woman might have worth outside bearing children
✅ Shaming a woman for having more than one sexual partner in a lifetime
✅ Referring to the man as "successful" while referring to the much more rich and famous woman as "low value"
✅ Straight up homophobia
Yep, that there's a bonafide incel.
On behalf of Owens everywhere, do us a favor and get out of our name. I hear Donald is lovely this time of year.
I can't be the only one who thinks conservatives' constant whining about women being "too old to marry" is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It's starting to sound like pattern...
This guy is 43 and he's saying a 34 year old woman is too old for him. Someone sound an alarm and set out the red flags...
Coded? Can this get more blatend what the actual fuck. This is worse then grab em by the pussy
“ The Wyoming Republican Party circulated an email that included an argument from lobbyists that since minors could get pregnant “marriage MUST remain open to them for the sake of those children.”
Who the fuck ars these lobbiest? Epstein?
Public sex you say? 😏
That's disgusting! On what site is the video you said?
...asking so my friend can avoid going there.
Why is no one asking why the most successful entertainer in the world right now is dating a middle aged football player whos success measured in US dollars is 1/30th of hers? By just watching his games she's made KC multiple times more than his entire net worth. Also, didn't he go on a reality dating show in front of the whole world to see? He's not high quality. She could go on to sell out literal football stadiums for years to come and he's already past the average age of retirement in the NFL. She must be gay. /S
Pegging isn't gay.
These guys would probably have better attitudes if they got pegged on the regular.
35, “middle age”
Jesus fucking Christ these sick fucks truly believe a woman’s value is at its end by 60
I wonder if the right wing conspiracies are skewing the gambling odds on the super bowl? It could be a better investment than the lottery, at least.
Young women are better off with people their age because there are assholes like this who would exploit them, and maybe leave them as the woman ages.
For additional funsies, note that sperm quality declines with age. People in glass houses etc. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9848653/
In general, women are free to do as they wish because they’re self-determining beings and their value is not derived from being able to give birth. Same for men, tbh.
Also lol forget about the fact that many young people who have children are not guaranteed biologically fit children because it’s all about chance more or less.
This topic is a shitshow and the world is a poorer place for us having to discuss it!
Man... Years ago, I started doing a bit with my friends where I joked that having sex with women was super gay and the only way to protect your manhood was to get off by swordfighting other men. Now these lunatics have gone so far into the deep end that they're doing my bit unironically! I think someone needs to recalibrate the simulation because something is broken.
It's gay not to want kids...
What's up with the "has publicly had sex with tons of guys" part? Did she get gangbanged on live TV or something?
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