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[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 60 points 1 year ago

I love how her face doesn't read anger and betrayal now, it's just genuine confusion and concern.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 50 points 1 year ago

Straight to the top of All, no lagging.

[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I nearly ended up on the floor LOL.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

My sides are in orbit

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Did you see the woman in the red dress?

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

The Matrix has him.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

We all know that the vision pro is a porn machine masquerading as a innovative product. That goes for all VR. The first youtuber to give headset reviews centered around their ability to immerse people into porn is going to be the first channel I didn't accidentally subscribe to.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

The novelty of VR porn wears off pretty quick. Well, for me at least. Only used my Rift S for porn a handful of times over the years.

It's just a huge mission to set up. Cleanup is also an absolute chore. Avoiding getting jizz on one of the most expensive pieces of electronics you'll ever buy is stressful.

Then again, I do have a pretty low sex drive compared to most people thanks to antidepressants.

The point I'm trying to make is that seeing the life drain out of an NPC's eyes in Blades and Sorcery is a lot more satisfying than watching a poorly filmed 360° Elsa Jean video and accidentally sniping your pet cat with a custard missile from across the room.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Shane Dawson, is that you?

[-] urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

with a custard missile from across the room.

If your water pressure is too high your faucet might have a hard water buildup

[-] shikogo@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

This is a friendly reminder that condoms exist. Solves half of your problems lol

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You make a very good point.

I'll be in my lab.

edit: i fucking hate myself

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

he should also be driving a tesla

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

can he have a satelite internet thingie as a hat too?

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