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"I urge Congress to come together and swiftly pass this bipartisan agreement," President Joe Biden said, also praising the migration measures in the bill, which took months to negotiate.

However, House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson declared it "dead on arrival" if it reaches his chamber.

the bill includes a provision barring its funds from going to the U.N. agency for Palestinians, UNRWA.

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 70 points 9 months ago

Homelessness rampant in every major city: I sleep

migrant worker crosses border with 4 year old: real shit

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago

Homelessness rampant in every major city: I sleep

To be fair, the chuds address it by saying "it's the democrats fault! The homeless are just lazy!" Etc.

Liberalism is just disgusting all around

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 67 points 9 months ago

Critical support to Mike Johnson for being against anything happening at all

[-] dead@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The next sentence in the article says that he won't let the bill pass because he thinks it doesn't do enough for US border security. The bill gives $20 billion to spending on the US border and Mike Johnson says it should be more than that. Mike Johnson wants the bill to be even more evil.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 63 points 9 months ago

Preventing evil by being too idealist about doing evil

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

come on mike. don't let the perfect be the enemy of the malevolent

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Ultrarightism, a middle aged disorder

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah that’s the “critical” part. I don’t agree with his goal but I do appreciate him gumming up the works and making it harder for the rest of them to get their evil shit done

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Pathetic part is, he'll probably get what he wants if he truly sticks to it

I fucking hate this country

[-] dead@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago
[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Almost every day at this point I'm praying the US pulls a Canada and at least one state implements universal healthcare.

FWIW, New Jersey does have universal healthcare for children and Medicare means universal healthcare for seniors.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

At 300 million USians, that's ~$400/man, woman and child. No money for your healthcare though.

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago

This is definitely going to win the 18 to 34 year old voter demographic

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

I mean idk how much 118 billion is but that definitely sounds like the collective future of everyone in that age range turning to dust yes.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

118 billion dollars is about 52 days worth of the US "Defense" budget, or almost 5 years of NASA funding.

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago

You know, if you just burn the money you could keep some people from freezing to death in the streets

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You could end world hunger for a hundred years or more for that amount of money. You could obliterate entire illnesses from the face of the earth. You could give expansive homes to every human being on Earth. This is the US dollar too, a famously high value bill (propped up by imperialism and death of course but my point still stands). And we are using to to kill people??

Edit: We could strip mine asteroids for that much money and start building a Dyson sphere. Almost every silicone valley hallucination ever conceived could be made a reality.

Edit 2: This amount of funding makes it hard for me to believe we aren’t approaching WW3, though that still seems unlikely

Edit 3: I mildly overestimated… heavily overestimated the buying power of that much money. Jesus Christ what is happening with inflation. I’m pretty sure the illnesses one is true though. They could delete Covid with that much money.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

frothingfash: "No bro, you don't understand. When my tax money goes to war, that's gender-affirming care for us cis men. I get to feel like a big macho macho man by proxy!"

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

So cis men simply have the most inordinately expensive form of gender affirming care? Trans people stay winning

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I really agree that we are going to move into some ww3 kind of situation. I just doubt true global hot war is possible but some kind of proxy on proxy on proxy thing.

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

oh cool, packing all the evil stuff together

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson declared it "dead on arrival" if it reaches his chamber.

I hope thats true and he unintentionally does the only good thing he's ever done in politics

[-] RedArcher@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

They can't end homelessness or mass hunger but they can blow billions on funding genocide-committing fascists overseas and putting Latin American kids in cages.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Libs: Joe Biden is the lesser evil!

The greater evil they're defeating by voting for Genocide Joe instead of PSL or Greens: not murdering fucktons of people

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

A lib has yet to explain to me what would be worse than unlimited unconditional support while telling anybody opposed to a ceasfire to "go back to their country" and until they do I will continue to enjoy telling them to fuck off and stop lying to me everyrime they try to convince me to vote for liberal genociders.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Seems like Mike Johnson is the de facto lesser evil here

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[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

lol all America knows how to do at this point is just print money

Population is so dumb and burgerbrained they can’t even build airplanes any more.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

It really is wild that the efficient and objectively superior capitalism wasn't able to predict that if you continue to cut corners on literally everyrhing to try to attain unlimited growth forever eventually you don't have anything left.

I mean "the front fell off because it was cheaper than making it not fall off" was supposed to be satire of how ridiculous this mode of thinking was.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

For context, it would cost $20b to end homelessness, and even cheaper just to get rid of bad zoning laws and allow the free market to do something right for once by building more.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm sure that total expenses used to make houseless people life even more miserable can be pretty precisely calculated - cost of hostile architecture, police roundups and expenses/time of routine actions, administrative costs etc.

And it most likely just that would be more than the expense to end houselessness problem by housing all the people in need. Opression is the reason for opression.

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My fellow Americans, I just thought of a way to save 117 billion dollars if you put me in charge of the project.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

What a waste

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

$60 bil for Ukraine?

If the US is serious about helping Ukraine, they need to send them F-35s and deploy M1 Abrams MBTs and actually give Ukraine state-of-the-art technologies, not those already stripped of their best features because they’re afraid of technology falling into the Russian hands. Only then can they start to systematically destroy critical Russian military infrastructures, pushing the Russians back to the point where they could no longer sustain the war effort, and then forcing the Russians into a negotiation. Otherwise they’re just hanging Ukraine out to dry.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

They don’t want to end the war, they want to bleed the Russians dry while printing cash for weapons manufactures

God damn this cursed country

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

It's also probably a huge money and weapons laundering scheme

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Ending a war is a sub-optimal outcome for the capitalists.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Its a war of attrition, and the US’ supplies consist of Ukrainian men

[-] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

I too would love to see Russia shoot down the wunderwaffe plane

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Even then it wouldn’t work. USA doesn’t have the quantity of wunderwaffen, they will lost to attrition because Russia has quantity

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

That is an inconceivable amount of money. That's enough to pretty much solve every problem in the united snakkkes. Homelessness, healthcare, failing infrastructure, etc. It's enough to end homelessness and build a high speed train clear across this shithole, COAST TO COAST! But no. We cant have a single nice thing because we live in the "hell on earth" timeline where we're forced to experience hell on earth. Instead, all of the money under gods green sun is being used to fund a proxy war against Russia and a genocide in Palestine. I can not emphasize this enough; DEATH TO AMERIKKKA amerikkka

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Still doubling down on unfounded isntrael lies about UNRWA eh?

History will remember, not that any of these gouls give a fuck. Just following party orders facilitating a mass genocide and concetration camp.

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

It’s not like a needed a reminder that we will never address climate change so long as capitalism dominates, but this definitely is a reminder of that. The US will throw billions of dollars away before doing even the barest climate change mitigations.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 9 months ago

No cap death to white Amerika honestly. They will not do shit for us (without either trying to lash it to a genocide they want to commit, or without planning to hold it over our head later) until we're kicking down their doors.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago
[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

It's getting harder to excuse the lack of adventure-time

[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Death to America.

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Have they considered just bumping it up to a kajillion dollars?

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