Are we gonna see a series of rapid successions because the royals are all decrepit corpse kings whose bodies are barely held together with eldrich magicks?
My crabs are preparing themselves.
Anyone know who will take over when this bozo dies?
prince william
Thank you
age 41 years
I was really hoping for a funny more often.
There are ways.
My crabs are reproducing at an unregulated rate.
aw womp womp
It is not prostate cancer, but was discovered during his recent treatment for an enlarged prostate.
Ass cancer. Cancer of the royal keister. A reign ended by an aggressively uncooperative butt
A reign ended by an aggressively uncooperative butt
im joining the war on cancer on the side of the cancer
The King "looks forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible", the palace said.
This is your duty, Charles. Stiff upper lip. Do it for your country.
Lol
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