I can't code for shit.

Physics. Light won't pass through my body.

I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.

Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?

My bones.

There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.

Web devs in 2024 be like

I can't afford a Mac

The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling

I don't have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i've tried.

There's only one monitor in that setup

My flexibility.

I'm too fat

i have a desktop computer :(

The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.

Sounds like a good time! /s

Lack of stupidity

The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.

My dick

I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.

tuché?

I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.

Every muscle in my body

My own comfort