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[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago

Fidel Castro died of natural causes at the age of 90. fidel-cool

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Wrong, he tried to shoot us with the Havana syndrome ray, but we held up a mirror and got him fedposting

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

winning literally any war since the fifties

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

what did the US win in the fifties? not Korea

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

I think we won the invasion of Grenada, so that's one America can be proud of.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I guess Panama. What a bunch of bastards

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 year ago

Life expectancies have fallen multiple years in a row lol

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then how do you explain that Joe Biden is currently 142 years old?

Check. Mate. smuglord

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

“The fall in life expectancy magically began decades ago and cannot be blamed on anything or anyone, it’s just simply a fact of life in the best of all possible worlds, also known as the USA.” — liberals

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah but no one is trying to stop that, so it isn't technically a failure

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago
[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

beating the Soviets to space

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

Stopping COVID. Although there wasn’t much of an effort there.

Pete ain’t doing too well with them trains.

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

To be fair, he had about as much experience with transportation management as most of us do when he got the job.

Could any of us really done any better?

thinkin-lenin

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Most rational government selection process

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

✋ I could have done better

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

meeting emissions targets for the Paris Accords

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

he's really not looking good huh

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Now watch as the media spins this into "Good ol Joe still got that fire" lmao

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 year ago

I thought he would for sure die of natural causes during his presidential term but I turned out to be wrong. There's always a next time though.

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago
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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

"We're gonna cure cancer, Jack!"

Anyone else remember that lol

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

He’s so bad at this. No wonder they barely let him say anything in public.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

He has always been utter shit, now he is utter shit with dementia

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Obummer picked him because he was an old man southern democrat racist who would help re-assure the white racist vote. He's always been an embarassing dipshit who somehow becomes hypercompetent when it's time to explore new vistas of human misery.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Bay of Pigs!

In all seriousness angry dementia Biden running around Washington screaming at everyone is a pretty funny timeline. If he wins they should turn him loose on the press

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Prevent a ancient corpse-lich whose primary accomplishments in life are making everything worse from everyone from taking control of the US regime a critical moment in world history?

We fumbled that pretty hard.

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

FUCK are you telling me Biden has a phylactery??

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

He threw his Phylactery in the worldwound

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

An offering to cornpop. To forgive what cannot be forgiven

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] trudge@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

War on drugs?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I feel really bad for those twitter libs who had their ptsd triggered when Bernie would raise his voice. They must be freaking out right now.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

like my ptsd has issues with that too, but if its a huge issue... just dont watch videos? stick to written articles, like for real

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Our President has thus far failed to draw a clock.

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Giving me that $2000 Biden owes me

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Keep the veterans of its wars from being homeless and suicidal

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Being anything other than a third world country wearing a Gucci belt.

[-] flan@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

And it never will. You can thank volcel-judge for that

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

watch the video, he sounds like shit

[-] SensualHonkey@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I can't think of anything

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
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