Air Force One Down | Official Trailer | Paramount Movies - YouTube
https://youtu.be/0cWBaR8JW6M?t=39 That's the same version from the 1997 movie Air Force One
The poster is missing part of the full title, "Air Force One Down, 5,308 To Go"
They call these "Tubi Trash"
I'm assuming this is one of those direct-to-redbox geezer teasers.
Nope. She's the lead and I'm pretty sure besides being a woman - she's under 30.
I feel like a geezer teaser can still squarely hit its target demo with a young woman as a lead.
girlzeer teaser?
I always thought the geezer in "geezer teaser" referred to the target audience, not the lead.
Nah. The Geezer is the older male lead who is featured extremely prominently in all marketing (Teased) but barely does anything in the film. Usually a Steven Seagal or Bruce Willis type. Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone also have done a bunch of these.
There isn't really a specific named trope for movies marketed for old people, because they're vanishingly rare. Virtually all of those are just conservative propaganda pieces.
Ahhh. Of course.
The cowards could have called it Air Force 2 and gotten the irony-poisoned audience.
"General Pax, do I understand you correctly? Are you actually saying we need to shoot down Air Force One?"
"It's a security threat." The general takes out an enormous wad of something that looks like ball of sticky chocolate. The vice president is frowning in confusion. "This classified but..." And he sticks the entire mass of chewing tobaccy inside his lower left check outside of his teeth. He looks like a very happy squirrel. "Whatfffph mostgggh peopppp don't slurphhh knowwwph izzzzph gawwp slurphhh waaafffph grrrrrophh slurphhh..."
Imagine Kamala trying not to salivate too hard when presented such a scenario.
A few weeks from now it's a typical morning for Kamala. She wakes up hung over and she's woozy. too much wine and xanax as usual. She wants to sleep in but she decides to check her phone. There are five calls from the White House Council's office. She forces herself to sit up, fully wake up, and call him back. He tells her that the RIAA contacted him that last week somebody in her office downloaded a torrent of Air Force One Down. She says "I am indignant and I will get to the bottom of this!" Kamala doesn't realize that her odd, mouthful of a phrase is a big tell and everybody in Biden World knows she's lying when she says it.
She feels awful but she's cheered up by the fact that she gets to frame somebody so she doesn't get blamed because she forgot - again - to use a vpn like her hubby has shown her a dozen times. Lecture. Lecture. Lecture. Fuck him and all that tech bullshit anyway. She decides to ruin Dakota's reputation and put the blame on her. She's a flirt and a slut and one day she saw her leaving the White House to meet her boyfriend, And he looked like Antifa so she deserves it. Actually that's not true at all. Anyway - he's a very attractive guy with just a modern haircut - kind of like a girl shaved on the side. It's outré for a guy and he likes to wear black. In fact she's been thinking of Mr. Double Dimples since that day because he's fucking adorable. Unfortunately for Dakota - he didn't smile at the Vice President when she drove by. So - really, really, really - fuck her. She's done.
And Kamala decides to make her husband wait an entire month without sex because fuck torrents and fuck the tech crap and fuck all of that. Well, not fuck him but you know...
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