“Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”
Greetings, egg-sibling
I'm sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I'm almost certain she's going to print this out and hang it in her office.
there is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.
solution
retraction watch has more
Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore
Torment Executioner is a great black metal band name.
"Drain the nature immersion" doesn't quite feel the same.
I am definitely going to use "let's not disturb the marshland".
I'm fully submersed in that swampussy.
This must be some sort of wetlander-humor
based and marsh pilled
Shrek?
Instead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp
Say: I recycle and enrich nature
Like that episode where Joey gets a thesaurus.
Did Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.
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