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submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/aww@lemmy.world
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[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 44 points 1 year ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Found the perp. Omw to the van now.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait up, I gotta tie my boots up.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Wait for me. I will be joining too.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

So where'd you say you parked your van?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago
[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

She was lured in by the cute baby goat in pajamas and kidnapped… like all members of this community would be.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Oh I thought we were talking kidnapping

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe the kid was napping, who knows

How many naps could a kid nap if a napping kid was kidnapped with a napkin?

[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

(a baby goat is also called a kid)

[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yes that's the joke

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

It could happen to anyone

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That van would be packed with Lemmings. Like they would have to lube us up, stuff us in, and close the doors before we all spewed out like a fountain.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

And then you turn the fan on?

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks, fixed. My keyboard obviously thought I wanted to stuff a bunch of Lemmings into a fan instead of a van. What a gory thought.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

I mean it could work. Have one of those movie "fan in an air duct" murder fans and then put a cute animal behind them. Endless supply of the proverbial "lemmings hitting the fan".

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ohhhh. I thought maybe she looked like a goat in pajamas.

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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