My golden likes them all. So I started blasting...
I'm mostly cleaning some manner of shit off myself, kids, deck, or grill, so jet is my pick.
What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?
Apparently, that gets you downvoted.
Okay milhouse
Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink
Why are there more than two settings?
Shower for plants, jet for little brother
Cone, let's you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer
depends on the job
It's gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying
Squirter
Soaker. gimme that sloppy water
I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa
Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I'm going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I've set up for the trees
Center ๐
I don't have a fancy garden hose like this, though I think mist is my favorite. my handheld shower head is similar, but with just shower/center, and out of those my favorite is laminar flow-like (unscrew the shower head and rawdog the end of the hose) (just in general, not very practical for showering per se but it feels very nice and is just better in all situations except maybe like, washing your hair)
I was born a shower but I always consider myself a flood
100% Jet
This is one of the daddest dad things I've ever dadgone seen ๐
Watering can. Hoses use too much water.
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