Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

Missssst

There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.

Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.

Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off

Adjust as needed

I use my thumb

Shower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jet go brrrr

Shower 4 lyfe

Flat.

It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.

Mist or nothing!

Ne or whatever the last one is

JET BABY WOOOO

Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.

Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.

Mist is best, skip the rest

Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they're side by side.

I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night

Flat for my balls, jet for my ass

Mist, for all occasions

At any given time:

The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.

HEADLESS

I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.

Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.

I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder

Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.

shower because it reminds me of being in the shower

i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task

Depends on the plant and task. Soaker gets tons of use on dry plants to let them make deep roots.

I use just when messing with hornets.

Center to wash down squirrels when it's over 100

Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

Team watering can represents 🤙

Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely

For plants or masturbation?

Jet go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Jet, always.

Soaker of course. I mean who doesn’t like a good soaker?