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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

You've been in the shower too long with the water too hot. You've steam cooked your brain.

[-] odium@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago
[-] dudinax@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

The chef eats the egg they botched the worst.

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

Get out of the fucking shower dudinax.

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What if the chef is vegan?

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago

real question: are vegan chefs ok with cooking eggs?

[-] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

depends on the person, but i think it would be pretty frowned upon :)

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

If you don't know, you've not met any.

[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Depends how the eggs were cooked, really.

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2024
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