You've been in the shower too long with the water too hot. You've steam cooked your brain.
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The chef eats the egg they botched the worst.
Get out of the fucking shower dudinax.
What if the chef is vegan?
real question: are vegan chefs ok with cooking eggs?
depends on the person, but i think it would be pretty frowned upon :)
If you don't know, you've not met any.
Depends how the eggs were cooked, really.
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.